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Colin Mochrie quotes

Scottish Actor November 30, 1957

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There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting. Colin Mochrie
As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers. Colin Mochrie
When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage. Colin Mochrie
Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had. Colin Mochrie
You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school. Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie quote: "We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do..."
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes. Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie quote: "I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work."
I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work. Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie quote: "Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?"
Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung? Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie quote: "To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and..."
To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap. Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie quote: "We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic..."
We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second. Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie quote: "Please call your second witness, and then call your mother,..."
Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries. Colin Mochrie
Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises. Colin Mochrie
There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky. Colin Mochrie
I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine. Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie quote: "I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money."
I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money. Colin Mochrie

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