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Craig Ferguson Quotes

Craig Ferguson quotes

Scottish Comedian May 17, 1962

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Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that's on CBS and there's been a lot of cutbacks, so it's just Friday night for a couple of minutes. And we don't have any sharks, just an immigrant with a puppet. Hey, but it's a start! Craig Ferguson
I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means that you're afraid, but you move past that and do it anyway, do what you think is right. Craig Ferguson
It never occurred to them that God may have provided the world with a vast array of very brainy medical types for the very reason of solving problems such as theirs. However, there is one thing that the medical profession cannot do and that is save people from being idiots. Craig Ferguson
I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you. Craig Ferguson
Jimmy put in a word and told them that if I made it, I wouldn't be able to live with myself without paying them back. That I'd sooner die than owe anyone money for helping me. Apparently Jimmy knew more about me at that point than I knew about myself. Craig Ferguson
Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony-the money is nice but has a nasty aftertaste. Craig Ferguson
Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of..."
Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if..."
I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that..."
The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "If you can't trust, you can't be trustworthy."
If you can't trust, you can't be trustworthy. Craig Ferguson
He will know from and early age that failure is not disgrace. It's just a pitch that you missed, and you'd better get ready for the next one. The next one might be the shot heard round the world. My son and I are Americans, we prepare for glory by failing until we don't. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people..."
With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying. Craig Ferguson
He was in awe of the thirst that people had for someone to tell them that everything was going to be all right. He marveled at the gullibility and vulnerability of his fellow humans. No wonder the churches called them sheep. They were woolly-headed pack animals being herded around for the benefit of whoever knew how to control the dogs. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled..."
I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free! Craig Ferguson

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