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Craig Ferguson Quotes

Craig Ferguson quotes

Scottish Comedian May 17, 1962

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Craig Ferguson quote: "I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have..."
I hope what I do has an art to it, and as an artist you have to try new things and keep yourself entertained. Craig Ferguson
I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above..."
I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could..."
....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun. Craig Ferguson
Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child. Craig Ferguson
When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him. Craig Ferguson
I used to believe, like many people who come from poor backgrounds, that it gave me an edge, but I think that's just something we have to tell ourselves to get by sometimes. I don't believe that anymore. Children of privilege can be just as talented and clever as anybody else. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness."
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness. Craig Ferguson
Scotland is a much lighter and more fun place than I thought it was. I was miserable when I was there. But it wasn't Scotland's fault. It was my circumstances. I was - I hate to say the word humbled - but that's what it felt like. I was wrong about this place. This is a great place full of very fun people. Craig Ferguson
Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven't touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights..."
All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock."
After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock. Craig Ferguson
When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break both yer legs.' Is that all? You won't take my house or wreck my credit rating? Fine where do I sign. Legs? Fine. You don't even have to sign anything. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "It 's the time of year when Canadians mate."
It 's the time of year when Canadians mate. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come..."
There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin. Craig Ferguson

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