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Craig Ferguson Quotes

Craig Ferguson quotes

Scottish Comedian May 17, 1962

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Craig Ferguson quote: "Strange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives...."
Strange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group of wise men... Nah. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors,..."
I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars. Craig Ferguson
Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often. Craig Ferguson
WHITE AMERICANS HAVE A VERY UNUSUAL SENSE OF HISTORY. They make it up as they go along, constantly revising to suit their tastes in a manner that would make Stalin blush. Very few of them saw any irony in the fact that during a recent nasty Balkans conflict, when Uncle Sam intervened to stop the Serbs from ethnically cleansing the Bosnians, the military action was performed using Apache helicopter gunships. Helicopters named after a people that had been ethnically cleansedin the United States... Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "Violence of any kind, once it starts, is like fucking a..."
Violence of any kind, once it starts, is like fucking a gorilla-you ain't done tillthe gorilla's done. Craig Ferguson
I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don't know for sure. Craig Ferguson
The truth is that Leon, like a lot of those-maybe everyone-who trips on acid, never really came back. he recovered but he was never the same guy again. He had lost something-innocence of hell. Acid presses a little button in your mind that should never be pressed Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked..."
Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I..."
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "I'm careful with money."
I'm careful with money. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde is a metaphor for alcoholism. He drinks..."
Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde is a metaphor for alcoholism. He drinks a potion, becomes a monster. I know exactly how he feels. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American..."
I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it. Craig Ferguson
I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.' It's an appropriate feeling to feel. Craig Ferguson
I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not..."
It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure. Craig Ferguson

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