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Craig Ferguson Quotes

Craig Ferguson quotes about people

Scottish Comedian May 17, 1962

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Craig Ferguson quote: "I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel..."
I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't. Craig Ferguson
I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps. Craig Ferguson
I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means that you're afraid, but you move past that and do it anyway, do what you think is right. Craig Ferguson
It never occurred to them that God may have provided the world with a vast array of very brainy medical types for the very reason of solving problems such as theirs. However, there is one thing that the medical profession cannot do and that is save people from being idiots. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people..."
With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying. Craig Ferguson
He was in awe of the thirst that people had for someone to tell them that everything was going to be all right. He marveled at the gullibility and vulnerability of his fellow humans. No wonder the churches called them sheep. They were woolly-headed pack animals being herded around for the benefit of whoever knew how to control the dogs. Craig Ferguson
I used to believe, like many people who come from poor backgrounds, that it gave me an edge, but I think that's just something we have to tell ourselves to get by sometimes. I don't believe that anymore. Children of privilege can be just as talented and clever as anybody else. Craig Ferguson
Scotland is a much lighter and more fun place than I thought it was. I was miserable when I was there. But it wasn't Scotland's fault. It was my circumstances. I was - I hate to say the word humbled - but that's what it felt like. I was wrong about this place. This is a great place full of very fun people. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status..."
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else. Craig Ferguson
My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're..."
People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "It's very interesting to know what people are doing while..."
It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television. Craig Ferguson
WHITE AMERICANS HAVE A VERY UNUSUAL SENSE OF HISTORY. They make it up as they go along, constantly revising to suit their tastes in a manner that would make Stalin blush. Very few of them saw any irony in the fact that during a recent nasty Balkans conflict, when Uncle Sam intervened to stop the Serbs from ethnically cleansing the Bosnians, the military action was performed using Apache helicopter gunships. Helicopters named after a people that had been ethnically cleansedin the United States... Craig Ferguson
I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job. Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson quote: "Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid..."
Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people. Craig Ferguson

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