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What I wanted to do was to fasten my index finger and thumb at the bolts of your collar bone, push out, spread the web of my hand until it caught against your throat. You asked me if I wanted to strangle you. No, I wanted to fit you, not just in the obvious ways but in so many indentations. Jeanette Winterson
Jock Sturges quote: "I don't photograph any two people who are remotely the same."
I don't photograph any two people who are remotely the same. Jock Sturges
George McGovern quote: "I was the guy who was constantly speaking out against the..."
I was the guy who was constantly speaking out against the Vietnam War. I have no regrets about that. George McGovern
Craig Bruce quote: "When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine..."
When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. Craig Bruce
It offended his sense of himself, because he was an individual from an age of individuals, and a string of lights was, like him, an individual thing. No matter how little the thing had cost, to throw it away was to deny its value... Jonathan Franzen
Amy Grant quote: "The people I've been exposed to have been people of amazing..."
The people I've been exposed to have been people of amazing integrity. Amy Grant
I hope it is not necessary for me to stress the platonic nature of our relationship- not platonic in the purest sense, there was no philosophical discourse, but we certainly didn't fuck, which is usually what people mean by platonic; which I bet would really piss Plato off, that for all his thinking and chatting his name has become an adjective for describing sexless trysts. Russell Brand
Laura Linney quote: "I love 70's music."
I love 70's music. Laura Linney
Paul Eldridge quote: "Praises for our past triumphs are as feathers to a dead bird."
Praises for our past triumphs are as feathers to a dead bird. Paul Eldridge
G. H. Hardy quote: "It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the..."
It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that. G. H. Hardy
Just as she was unaware of the hidden currents of politics running below the surface of College affairs, so the Scholars, for their part, would have been unable to see the rich seething stew of alliances and enmities and feuds and treaties which was a child’s life in Oxford. Children playing together: how pleasant to see! What could be more innocent and charming? Philip Pullman
Last forever!' Who hasn't prayed that prayer? You were lucky to get it in the first place. The present is a freely given canvas. That it is constantly being ripped apart and washed downstream goes without saying. Annie Dillard
I'd never have gotten this far without you," I said. Jack tipped his cap to me. My heart squirmed around to find a new position under my ribs. I closed the door fast before I could say something really stupid. Sarah Zettel
Kathleen Sebelius quote: "Being a mother is no longer a liability, and being a woman is..."
Being a mother is no longer a liability, and being a woman is no longer a pre-existing condition! Kathleen Sebelius
The fact to which we have got to cling, as to a lifebelt, is that it is possible to be a normal decent person and yet be fully alive. Allen Ginsberg