I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.
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- Author's profession: Comedian
- Nationality: scottish
- Born: May 17, 1962
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You don’t have to say I love you to say I love you,” you said with a shrug. “All you have to do is say my name and I know.”
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When I looked down at you, I was struck by how much of myself I could see in the shape of your eyes, in the light of your smile. “Sa Cassidy,” you instructed.
“Cassidy.”
“Say…Ursula.”
“Ursula,” I parroted.
“Now….,” and you pointed to your own chest.
“Willow.”
“Can’t you hear it?” you said. ” When you love someone, you say their name different. Like it’s safe...
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