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Darrell Hammond quotes

American Comedian October 8, 1955

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I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a million dollars and they're telling me I have symptoms of a P.O.W. and all I did was grow up in your home.' Darrell Hammond
I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent. Darrell Hammond
Darrell Hammond quote: "If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're..."
If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk. Darrell Hammond
When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there. Darrell Hammond
Darrell Hammond quote: "I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in..."
I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards. Darrell Hammond
I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of the year, it's 150 improvements. Darrell Hammond
Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night. Darrell Hammond
Darrell Hammond quote: "I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people."
I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people. Darrell Hammond
Darrell Hammond quote: "I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy..."
I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me. Darrell Hammond
Darrell Hammond quote: "I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown."
I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown. Darrell Hammond
Darrell Hammond quote: "I had a dad you know."
I had a dad you know. Darrell Hammond
Darrell Hammond quote: "I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms."
I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms. Darrell Hammond
Darrell Hammond quote: "I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple..."
I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder. Darrell Hammond
Darrell Hammond quote: "College kids, don't be taking examples from me."
College kids, don't be taking examples from me. Darrell Hammond
I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was. Darrell Hammond

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