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Dave Attell quotes

American Comedian January 18, 1965

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Dave Attell quote: "When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans...."
When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me. Dave Attell
Dave Attell quote: "I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials."
I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials. Dave Attell
Dave Attell quote: "I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my..."
I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on. Dave Attell
Dave Attell quote: "I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever..."
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. Dave Attell
Dave Attell quote: "I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie..."
I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears. Dave Attell
For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended. Dave Attell
Dave Attell quote: "Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for..."
Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes. Dave Attell
Dave Attell quote: "Being on the road is kind of lonely."
Being on the road is kind of lonely. Dave Attell
A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out. They just really want to get a picture to post to their buddies, and that's about it. Dave Attell
Dave Attell quote: "You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations...."
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire - they're exactly alike. Dave Attell
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school! Dave Attell
Dave Attell quote: "I never wanted to be famous."
I never wanted to be famous. Dave Attell
Dave Attell quote: "I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous."
I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous. Dave Attell
My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs. Dave Attell
Dave Attell quote: "I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I..."
I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. Dave Attell

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