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Dave Barry Quotes

Dave Barry quotes

American Journalist July 3, 1947

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Dave Barry quote: "Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all..."
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the..."
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her..."
The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future..."
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. Dave Barry
And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'."
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case..."
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. Dave Barry
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "The word user is the word used by the computer professional..."
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Seriously? You won’t help me?” “Help yourself get killed? ..."
Seriously? You won’t help me?” “Help yourself get killed? No, I won’t. Dave Barry
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain."
Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every..."
In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small..."
Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small mammals. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then..."
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. Dave Barry

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