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Dave Barry Quotes

Dave Barry quotes

American Journalist July 3, 1947

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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Shall we go to Bethlehem, men? Or shall we DANCE"
Shall we go to Bethlehem, men? Or shall we DANCE Dave Barry
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true! Dave Barry
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Reading... a vacation for the mind...."
Reading... a vacation for the mind.... Dave Barry
The bad news was that the yard contained a dog. A very, very large dog, wide and hairy, like a cross between a rottweiler and a Goodyear blimp. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people..."
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough. Dave Barry
2. The instant the doors open, you want to push forward as hard as possible, in an effort to get onto the train without letting anybody off. This is very important. If anybody does get off, it is legal to tackle him and drag him back on. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "People who want to share their religious views with you almost..."
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "maybe somebody finally shot the dog."
maybe somebody finally shot the dog. Dave Barry
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "IF YOU COME NEAR THIS BOAT, I WILL CUT OFF HIS HEAD, D'YOU..."
IF YOU COME NEAR THIS BOAT, I WILL CUT OFF HIS HEAD, D'YOU UNDERSTAND, SAVAGES? Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more..."
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. Dave Barry
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a..."
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry

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