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Dave Barry Quotes

Dave Barry quotes

American Journalist July 3, 1947

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Dave Barry quote: "The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely..."
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter. Dave Barry
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. Dave Barry
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you’ll notice two things about them: 1. They all had editors. 2. They are all dead. Thus we can draw the scientific conclusion that editors are fatal. Dave Barry
...Molly, at the rail, her wet hair matted down, her dress torn, watching Peter intently until she knew he saw her, then mouthing something... Fly, she was saying, Fly. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your..."
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water,..."
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. Dave Barry
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb..."
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. Dave Barry
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. Dave Barry
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know..."
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the..."
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Boy is this journey ever long. Also arduous."
Boy is this journey ever long. Also arduous. Dave Barry
WILLIAMS: The phrase, of course, is a variation of a line from the song "MacArthur Park." Any idea why the terrorists picked that particular song, Elizabeth? BURGER: Brian, one theory is that it was chosen specifically to demoralize the United States, because it gets stuck in your head and everybody hates it. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of..."
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. Dave Barry

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