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Dave Barry Quotes

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American Journalist July 3, 1947

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Dave Barry quote: "To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's..."
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life. Dave Barry
Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent? Dave Barry
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. Dave Barry
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers. Dave Barry
In the words of a very famous dead person, 'A nation that does not know its history is doomed to do poorly on the Scholastic Aptitude Test. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts..."
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in..."
Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a..."
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. Dave Barry
As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse. Dave Barry
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb..."
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. Dave Barry
Dave Barry quote: "I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the..."
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. Dave Barry
normal person's weekly chore list:1. clean kitchen.2. clean bathroom.3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets. Dave Barry

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