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David Sedaris quotes about good

American Writer December 26, 1956

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For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually, I had to give it up. Throughout the next twenty-two years I lay still and discovered that after a few minutes I could drop off with no problem. Follow seven beers with a couple of scotches and a thimble of good marijuana, and it’s funny how sleep just sort of comes on its own. Often I never even made it to the bed. I’d squat down to pet the cat and wake up on the floor eight... David Sedaris
The six to eight black men were characterized as personal slaves until the mid-1950s, when the political climate changed and it was decided that instead of being slaves they were just good friends. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "Good girl, Rachel. Now, let’s get the hell out of here. Your..."
Good girl, Rachel. Now, let’s get the hell out of here. Your mother has a headache that won’t quit until you’re twenty-one David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then..."
A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit. David Sedaris
Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you attractive, and it doesn't work. I've tried it. David Sedaris
Hugh consoled me, saying, "Don't let it get to you. There are plenty of things you're good at."When asked for some examples, he listed vacuuming and naming stuffed animals. He says he can probably come up with a few more, but he'll need some time to think. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "Jeremy, Good luck on your first marriage."
Jeremy, Good luck on your first marriage. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "Given enough time, I guess anything can look good. All it has..."
Given enough time, I guess anything can look good. All it has to do is survive. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone..."
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "But most good movies have a gun in them."
But most good movies have a gun in them. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like..."
I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you. David Sedaris
Here I’ve given him a good eight inches and a shot at immortality and he’ll turn on me the same way he did last year when I asked him to pose for a few nude sketches. Ingrate David Sedaris
The word 'phobic' has its place when properly used, but lately it's been declawed by the pompous insistence that most animosity is based upon fear rather than good old-fashioned loathing. David Sedaris
A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at. David Sedaris
The fetus was minute - a congregation of loitering cells - and as with anything that informal, there was a good chance that it might disperse. David Sedaris

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