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David Sedaris quotes

American Writer December 26, 1956

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David Sedaris quote: "At first, writing for The New Yorker was very scary to me. I..."
At first, writing for The New Yorker was very scary to me. I couldn't imagine anything that I would write in that typeface. David Sedaris
I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first I had to force myself. Then it became part of my identity, and I did it without thinking. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "The only real advice you can give anyone is to keep writing."
The only real advice you can give anyone is to keep writing. David Sedaris
My hands tend to be full enough dealing with people who hate me for who I am. Concentrate too hard on the millions of people who hate you for what you are and you're likely to turn into one of those unkempt, sloppy dressers who sag beneath the weight of the two hundred political buttons they wear pinned to their coats and knapsacks. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it."
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate."
The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and..."
If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "If I could believe in myself, why not give other..."
If I could believe in myself, why not give other improbabilities the benefit of the doubt? David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "there's a reason regular people don't appear on TV: we're boring."
there's a reason regular people don't appear on TV: we're boring. David Sedaris
She hit bottom when she physically attacked a deaf-mute. This was a boy of fourteen, a beloved neighborhood figure who delivered for the nearby deli. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments."
All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments. David Sedaris
I didn't know about the rest of the class, but when Bastille Day eventually rolled around, I planned to stay home and clean my oven. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve."
If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "If you read somebody's diary, you get what you deserve."
If you read somebody's diary, you get what you deserve. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "The humor section is the last place an author wants to be...."
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. David Sedaris

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