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David Sedaris quotes

American Writer December 26, 1956

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David Sedaris quote: "I was a smart-ass, born and raised. This had been my curse and..."
I was a smart-ass, born and raised. This had been my curse and would continue to be so. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "Often I'd take out my magnifying glass and stare into the..."
Often I'd take out my magnifying glass and stare into the chaos that was her face. David Sedaris
I find it ridiculous to assign a gender to an inanimate object incapable of disrobing and making an occasional fool of itself. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "A bell, though -- that's fucked up."
A bell, though -- that's fucked up. David Sedaris
Six months earlier, my ice breaker concerned a stripper who became a quadriplegic and eventually had her vagina eaten away by bedsores, not the easiest thing to wrangle into a conversation. But if I could pull that off, I figured that a burning mouse should pose no problem. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated."
I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "As a foreigner in London, I like that there are so many other..."
As a foreigner in London, I like that there are so many other foreigners. David Sedaris
David Sedaris quote: "Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a..."
Either he was suffering a terrible case of gas or he had a pint-size child practicing the trumpet in his back pocket. David Sedaris

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