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We were standing near the Lollipop Forest when we realized that Santa is an anagram of Satan... Overhearing the customers we would substitute the Satan for the world Santa.

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I will not eat Craster’s food, he decided suddenly. “I broke my fast with the men, my lord.” Jon shooed the raven off Longclaw. The bird hopped back to Mormont’s shoulder, where it promptly shat. “You might have done that on Snow instead of saving it for me,” the Old Bear grumbled. The raven quorked. George R. R. Martin
Publilius Syrus quote: "The weeping of an heir is laughter in disguise."
The weeping of an heir is laughter in disguise. Publilius Syrus
Elizabeth Arden quote: "Hold fast to life and youth."
Hold fast to life and youth. Elizabeth Arden
Mari remembered what she had read in the young girl's eyes the moment she had come into the refectory: fear. Fear. Veronika might feel insecurity, shyness, shame, constraint, but why fear? That was only justifiable when confronted by a real threat: ferocious animals, armed attackers, earthquakes, but not a group of people gathered together in a refectory. But human beings are like that,' she thought. 'We've replaced nearly all our emotions with fear. Paulo Coelho
Most artists have experienced the creative block. We get stuck in our work. We beat our head against the wall: nothing. Sometimes, it is because we are trying something at the wrong time. Lukas Foss
Charles M. Schulz quote: "More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get..."
More health tips: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables. Get plenty of rest. And learn to duck. Charles M. Schulz
G. I. Gurdjieff quote: "Only super-efforts count."
Only super-efforts count. G. I. Gurdjieff
What difference is there, do you think, between those in Plato's cave who can only marvel at the shadows and images of various objects, provided they are content and don't know what they miss, and the philosopher who has emerged from the cave and sees the real things? Desiderius Erasmus
...but there were no faerie godmothers. There were only mothers and grandmothers, and there was no magic wand to wave over a person's heart and make it all better. The fairy tales lied. ...Fucking Brothers Grimm. Laurell K. Hamilton
Margaret Atwood quote: "As Saint Paul says, marry or burn."
As Saint Paul says, marry or burn. Margaret Atwood
Robert Louis Stevenson quote: "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a..."
Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well. Robert Louis Stevenson
Orson Scott Card quote: "In order to learn, one must change one's mind."
In order to learn, one must change one's mind. Orson Scott Card
Trish Stratus quote: "As far as wrestling goes, as long as my body is able to..."
As far as wrestling goes, as long as my body is able to withstand the physical beating, I will keep wrestling. Trish Stratus
William Blake quote: "When nations grow old the Arts grow cold. And commerce settles..."
When nations grow old the Arts grow cold. And commerce settles on every tree William Blake
Ernest Hemingway quote: "I don't like to leave anything,' the man said. 'I don't like..."
I don't like to leave anything,' the man said. 'I don't like to leave things behind. Ernest Hemingway