But instead I am applying for a job as an elf. Even worse than applying is the very real possibility that I will not be hired, that I couldn't even find work as an elf. That's when you know you're a failure.
David SedarisAbout author
- Author's profession: Writer
- Nationality: american
- Born: December 26, 1956
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