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David Sedaris quote: "All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments."

All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments.

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The illusion of the seventh veil was the illusion that you could get somebody else to do it for you. To think for you. To hang on your cross. The priest, the rabbi, the imam, the swami, the philosophical novelist were traffic cops, at best. They might direct you through a busy intersection, but they wouldn't follow you home and park your car. Tom Robbins
He wants you to smile and smell sweet and be his lady love. He wants to hear you recite all your pretty little words the way the septa taught you. He wants you to love him... and fear him. George R. R. Martin
John Ruskin quote: "Let every dawn of morning be to you as the beginning of life,..."
Let every dawn of morning be to you as the beginning of life, and every setting sun be to you as its close. John Ruskin
A few years ago, I bought an old red bicycle with the words Free Spirit written across its side - which is exactly what I felt like when I rode it down the street in a tie-dyed dress. Drew Barrymore
The advantage of living is not measured by length, but by use; some men have lived long, and lived little; attend to it while you are in it. It lies in your will, not in the number of years, for you to have lived enough. Michel de Montaigne
Reba McEntire quote: "Be different, stand out, and work your butt off."
Be different, stand out, and work your butt off. Reba McEntire
Can you imagine what Bush would say if someone like Hugo Chavez asked him for a little piece of land to install a military base, and he only wanted to plant a Venezuelan flag there? Jose Saramago
Jason Ritter quote: "I love doing television."
I love doing television. Jason Ritter
It struck him that the truly characteristic thing about modern life was not its cruelty and insecurity, but simply its bareness, its dinginess, its listlessness. Life, if you looked about you, bore no resemblance not only to the lies that streamed out of the telescreens, but even to the ideals that the party was trying to achieve. George Orwell
The program should know if someone is at the keyboard or joystick or if it is just sitting there idle. It should know if someone is proficient in its use or a novice. Bill Budge
Lynn Abbey quote: "It's possible to become so comfortable with one's style and..."
It's possible to become so comfortable with one's style and structure that one ceases to grow. Lynn Abbey
Leslie Bibb quote: "I never think, Oh, I'm so beautiful. To me, feeling happy is..."
I never think, Oh, I'm so beautiful. To me, feeling happy is more important. Leslie Bibb
James Joyce quote: "History ... is a nightmare from which I am trying to wake."
History ... is a nightmare from which I am trying to wake. James Joyce
I looked around out the driver's window of the hearse. It was Stills! We got out and hugged right there on Sunset Boulevard in the middle of traffic. Horns were honking! To us it seemed like everybody was celebrating! Something was happening, but we didn't know what it was. It was fucking Buffalo Springfield, that's what it was. Neil Young
Thomas North quote: "I give with reason."
I give with reason. Thomas North