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President Kennedy understood the importance of equal pay for equal work and signed historic legislation that gave women around the country hope that one day their wages would be on par with that of their male counterparts. Rosa DeLauro
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You’ll never know that just sitting across a room full of people, I have transformed you into a goddess. A destroyer of despair. Henry Rollins
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There is the subtler music, the clear light. Where time burns back about th'eternal embers. We are not shut from the thousand heavens: Lo, there are many gods whom we have seen, Folk of unearthly fashion, places splendid, Bulwarks of beryl and of chrysophrase. Sapphire Benacus, in thy mists and thee. Nature herself's turned metaphysical, Who can look at that blue and not believe? Ezra Pound
Winston Churchill quote: "The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance..."
The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is. Winston Churchill
I think that sometimes when they see me in a movie they expect me to be something nasty. I mean, I play a lot of villains and you show up and they think maybe... That's why it's good to defy expectations sometimes. Christopher Walken
Robert Iler quote: "I was always handsome under all the fat."
I was always handsome under all the fat. Robert Iler
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It's good to be funny when you are a comedian. George Lindsey
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One great object of the Constitution was to restrain majorities from oppressing minorities or encroaching upon their just rights. James K. Polk
If knowledge isn't self-knowledge it isn't doing much, mate. Is the universe expanding? Is it contracting? Is it standing on one leg and singing 'When Father Painted the Parlour'? Leave me out. I can expand my universe without you. 'She walks into beauty, like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies, and all that's best of dark and bright meet in her aspect and her eyes. Tom Stoppard
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