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David Spade Quotes

David Spade quotes

American Actor July 22, 1964

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Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.' David Spade
David Spade quote: "In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In..."
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends. David Spade
David Spade quote: "It's funny because it's funny."
It's funny because it's funny. David Spade
David Spade quote: "You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's..."
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. David Spade
David Spade quote: "I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with..."
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those. David Spade
It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it. David Spade
David Spade quote: "To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker,..."
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee. David Spade
David Spade quote: "To be famous and broke is hard."
To be famous and broke is hard. David Spade
David Spade quote: "My career is just kind of crazy."
My career is just kind of crazy. David Spade
I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder. David Spade
David Spade quote: "I have no detectable hair style."
I have no detectable hair style. David Spade
David Spade quote: "When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a..."
When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks. David Spade
David Spade quote: "There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and..."
There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all. David Spade
David Spade quote: "It's so crazy in Hollywood."
It's so crazy in Hollywood. David Spade
David Spade quote: "I'm like a Dilbert cartoon."
I'm like a Dilbert cartoon. David Spade

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