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Dean Martin Quotes

Dean Martin quotes

American Actor June 7, 1917 – December 25, 1995

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Dean Martin quote: "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the..."
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. Dean Martin
Dean Martin quote: "I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning..."
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. Dean Martin
Dean Martin quote: "I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my..."
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'. Dean Martin
Dean Martin quote: "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
Dean Martin quote: "The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie..."
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher. Dean Martin
Dean Martin quote: "If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt."
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. Dean Martin
Dean Martin quote: "I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a..."
I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy Dean Martin
Dean Martin quote: "I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side..."
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. Dean Martin
Dean Martin quote: "There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum,..."
There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. Dean Martin

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