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Demetri Martin quotes about giving

American Comedian May 25, 1973

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Demetri Martin quote: "Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question..."
Yes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice? Demetri Martin
I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!' Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin quote: "100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math."
100% of the people who give 110% do not understand math. Demetri Martin
A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy. Demetri Martin

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