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Denis Leary Quotes

Denis Leary quotes

American Actor August 18, 1957

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Denis Leary quote: "I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it...."
I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time. Denis Leary
Denis Leary quote: "My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in..."
My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance. Denis Leary
Denis Leary quote: "Life Sucks, get a helmet"
Life Sucks, get a helmet Denis Leary
Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette butt, or a chocolate chip cookie or a five second orgasm. You come, you smoke the butt you eat the cookie you go to sleep wake up and go back to fucking work the next morning, THAT'S IT! End of fucking list! Denis Leary
No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about. Denis Leary
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work. Denis Leary
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish. Denis Leary
Denis Leary quote: "Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also..."
Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual Denis Leary
Denis Leary quote: "You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny,..."
You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't. Denis Leary
White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, female…. everything all rolled into one. I want something different. I want a real change. People, I want a president who speaks well, who has a sense of humor. This guy is such a moron! It's beyond the point where it's a joke. He's an idiot. Denis Leary
You can have good writing, but a great actor will make it feel and sound like great writing. You can have great writing, and mediocre actors will make it feel mediocre. Without the actors, you have nothing. Denis Leary
Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer. Denis Leary
Denis Leary quote: "I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes..."
I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty dam good! Denis Leary
Denis Leary quote: "I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the..."
I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen. Denis Leary
I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side? Denis Leary

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