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Doug Larson quotes

American Cartoonist

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Doug Larson quote: "Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green..."
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson
Doug Larson quote: "If people concentrated on the really important things in life,..."
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson
Doug Larson quote: "The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never..."
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. Doug Larson
Doug Larson quote: "A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates..."
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! Doug Larson
Doug Larson quote: "The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness..."
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. Doug Larson
Doug Larson quote: "There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally..."
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware. Doug Larson
Doug Larson quote: "A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. Doug Larson
Doug Larson quote: "Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might..."
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson
Doug Larson quote: "If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would..."
If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. Doug Larson
Doug Larson quote: "The trouble with learning from experience is that you never..."
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. Doug Larson
Doug Larson quote: "Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good..."
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days. Doug Larson
Doug Larson quote: "Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks..."
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away. Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson
Doug Larson quote: "The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings..."
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. Doug Larson
Doug Larson quote: "More marriages might survive if the partners realized that..."
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Doug Larson

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