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Douglas Adams Quotes

Douglas Adams quotes

English Playwright, Writer March 11, 1952 – May 11, 2001

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"If you ever find you need help again, you know, if you're in trouble, need a hand out of a corner..."Yeah?"Please don't hesitate to get lost. Douglas Adams
Douglas Adams quote: "High on a rocky promontory sat an Electric Monk on a bored horse."
High on a rocky promontory sat an Electric Monk on a bored horse. Douglas Adams
Douglas Adams quote: "The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in..."
The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion. Douglas Adams
Mark Carwardine's role, essentially, was to be the one who knew what he was talking about. My role, and one for which I was entirely qualified, was to be an extremely ignorant non-zoologist to whom everything that happened would come as a complete surprise. Douglas Adams
Beethoven tells you what it's like to be Beethoven and Mozart tells you what it's like to be human. Bach tells you what it's like to be the universe. Douglas Adams
It's reassuring to realize that everybody is as stupid as you are and that all we are doing when we are standing in the kitchen wondering what we came in here for is "woking. Douglas Adams
After a while he played with the pencil and the paper again and was delighted when he discovered how to make a mark with the one on the other. Various noises continued outside, but he didn't know whether they were real or not. He then talked to his table for a week to see how it would react. Douglas Adams
Douglas Adams quote: "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"Ask a glass of water!"
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"Ask a glass of water! Douglas Adams
Douglas Adams quote: "It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant..."
It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water. Douglas Adams
This man is the bee's knees, Arthur, he is the wasp's nipples. He is, I would go so far as to say, the entire set of erogenous zones of every major flying insect of the Western world. Douglas Adams
Don't blame you," said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later. Douglas Adams
Douglas Adams quote: "I don’t know, apathetic bloody planet, I’ve no sympathy at all."
I don’t know, apathetic bloody planet, I’ve no sympathy at all. Douglas Adams
Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying "Blood...blood...blood...blood... Douglas Adams
Douglas Adams quote: "Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by something else..."
Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by something else that thinks at least as logically as it does. Douglas Adams
Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all. Douglas Adams

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