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Eddie Izzard Quotes

Eddie Izzard quotes

British Comedian February 7, 1962

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Eddie Izzard quote: "Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great..."
Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support. Eddie Izzard
So then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great... He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I suppose so. Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard quote: "Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two..."
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling. Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard quote: "I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about..."
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. Eddie Izzard
And then earlier than that there were the crusades. The crusades were totally fucked. Richard the Lionheart, who had the heart of a lion as well as his own. He ripped it out of the lion, and the lion was left with a bicycle pump and not much to do. Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard quote: "Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too."
Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too. Eddie Izzard
You notice how they always put the fruit and veg at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here is FRESH! I will do well to shop here'. You never go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO! Eddie Izzard
I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character. Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard quote: "What have you been reading, The Gospel according to St. Bastard?!"
What have you been reading, The Gospel according to St. Bastard?! Eddie Izzard
Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a fucking squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit. Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard quote: "You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky!..."
You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam! Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard quote: "Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia."
Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard quote: "I don't believe that competitions are important."
I don't believe that competitions are important. Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard quote: "I want to live till I die. No more, no less."
I want to live till I die. No more, no less. Eddie Izzard
We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain!" They're going "You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!" "Do you have a flag …? "No..." "Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up! Eddie Izzard

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