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Eddie Izzard Quotes

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British Comedian February 7, 1962

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But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The dog is saying, "Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!" "Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry. Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard quote: "My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a..."
My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal. Eddie Izzard
If you commit perjury I don't care. Don't give a shit. I don't think you should because you grade murder. You have murder One. Murder Two. You realize that there can be a difference in the level of murder. So there must be a difference in the level of perjury. Perjury One is when you're saying there's no Holocaust when, you know, 10 million people have died in it, and Perjury Nine, is when you said you shagged someone and you didn't. Eddie Izzard
They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard quote: "You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky!..."
You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam! Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard quote: "You say ‘erbs, and we say herbs… because there’s a fucking ‘h’..."
You say ‘erbs, and we say herbs… because there’s a fucking ‘h’ in it! Eddie Izzard

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