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Ellen DeGeneres quotes about funny

American Comedian January 26, 1958

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I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me. Ellen DeGeneres
Now, I'm no scientist, but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each other. When they reach your brain, you hear what they're saying and that boosts your health and happiness. "Knock Knock... Who's There?.. Little endorphin... Little endorphin who?... Little Endorphin Annie." And then the endorphins laugh and then you laugh. See? Its Science. Ellen DeGeneres
No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are. Ellen DeGeneres
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings. Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres quote: "It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than..."
It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source. Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres quote: "People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I..."
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. Ellen DeGeneres

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