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Erma Bombeck quotes about food

American Journalist February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996

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Of the little less than a million eligibles roaming around, 5 percent don't know their sign and don't even care. Another 5 percent are tied to their mothers by a food fixation. That leaves only 20 percent who are searching for a girl who will pick up their clothes, run their baths, burn her fingers shelling their three-minute eggs, run their errands, bear them a child every year, look like a fashion model, tend their needs when they are sick, and hold down a full-time job outside the home... Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "Never order food in excess of your body weight."
Never order food in excess of your body weight. Erma Bombeck
Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described as, "Some Americans say it tastes like chicken. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food"
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food Erma Bombeck

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