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American Journalist February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996

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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is. Erma Bombeck
I love my mother for all the times she said absolutely nothing.... Thinking back on it all, it must have been the most difficult part of mothering she ever had to do: knowing the outcome, yet feeling she had no right to keep me from charting my own path. I thank her for all her virtues, but mostly for never once having said, "I told you so. Erma Bombeck
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a..."
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "She's as funny as a toothache"
She's as funny as a toothache Erma Bombeck
There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it. Erma Bombeck
Enter my first neighbor - a woman who spoke in complete, coherent sentences, who ate with a knife and fork and who only cried at weddings. I couldn't help myself. In a dramatic gesture, I bolted the door and threw my body across it to prevent her exit. She understood. Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck quote: "A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween."
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. Erma Bombeck

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