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Erma Bombeck Quotes

Erma Bombeck quote: "How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?"

How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?

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Deserts possess a particular magic, since they have exhausted their own futures, and are thus free of time. Anything erected there, a city, a pyramid, a motel, stands outside time. It's no coincidence that religious leaders emerge from the desert. Modern shopping malls have much the same function. A future Rimbaud, Van Gogh or Adolf Hitler will emerge from their timeless wastes. J. G. Ballard
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...happiness is not found in things you possess, but in what you have the courage to release... Nathaniel Hawthorne
ROMEOThere is thy gold, worse poison to men's souls, Doing more murders in this loathsome world, Than these poor compounds that thou mayst not sell. I sell thee poison; thou hast sold me none. Farewell: buy food, and get thyself in flesh. Come, cordial and not poison, go with me. To Juliet's grave; for there must I use thee. William Shakespeare
Graham Greene quote: "Indifference and pride look very much alike, and he probably..."
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Armistead Maupin quote: "Solitude was no reason for sloppiness"
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Joseph Prince quote: "The law condemns the best of us; but grace saves the worst of us."
The law condemns the best of us; but grace saves the worst of us. Joseph Prince
Our single most important challenge is therefore to help establish a social order in which the freedom of the individual will truly mean the freedom of the individual. Nelson Mandela
Elizabeth Gilbert quote: "At some point, you gotta let go, and sit still, and allow..."
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Any attempts at autobiography before the age of eighty seem pretty self-involved to me. There are a lot of smart middle aged people but not many wise ones. Jimmy Buffett
Dolly Parton quote: "I think that I know the value of a dollar."
I think that I know the value of a dollar. Dolly Parton
Thus I die. Thus, thus, thus. Now I am dead, Now I am fled, My soul is in the sky. Tongue, lose thy light. Moon take thy flight. Now die, die, die, die. William Shakespeare
If you look at the footballers, you look at our celebrity culture, we seem to be saying, 'This is the way you want to be'. We seem to be a society that celebrates all the wrong people. Iain Duncan Smith
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The only thing I can't stand is discomfort. Gloria Steinem
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Therefore all that is not beautiful in the beloved, all that comes between and is not of love's kind, must be destroyed. George MacDonald
I don't remember my father reading to me, but I remember him telling me bedtime stories. I got to pick what was in them, and then he'd make them up. Caroline Kennedy