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Erma Bombeck Quotes

Erma Bombeck quote: "Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I..."

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

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