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Fred Allen quotes

American Comedian May 31, 1894 – March 17, 1956

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Fred Allen quote: "My father never raised his hand to any one of his children,..."
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do..."
A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a..."
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other..."
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads..."
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small..."
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "California is a great place to live if you're an orange."
California is a great place to live if you're an orange. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon..."
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. Fred Allen
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen..."
The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin."
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement."
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will..."
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man."
I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent..."
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. Fred Allen

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