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Fred Allen quotes

American Comedian May 31, 1894 – March 17, 1956

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Fred Allen quote: "Television is a device that permits people who haven't..."
Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "Televisio is a vehicle that permits people who haven't..."
Televisio is a vehicle that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it."
A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the..."
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a..."
a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "Television is the triumph of machine over people."
Television is the triumph of machine over people. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who..."
I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on."
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an..."
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you..."
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it."
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "Television is a medium because anything well done is rare."
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is..."
Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama."
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama. Fred Allen
Fred Allen quote: "A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the..."
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. Fred Allen

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