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Fred Allen quote: "All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it."

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

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So I simply don't buy the concept of "Generation X" as the "lost generation." I see too many good kids out there, kids who are ready and willing to do the right thing, just as Jack was. Their distractions are greater, though. There's no more simple life with simple choices for the young. Johnny Cash
Tom Coburn quote: "Social Security and Medicare represent promises made and we..."
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Kurt Vonnegut quote: "He was a graduate of West Point, which is military academy..."
He was a graduate of West Point, which is military academy that turns young men into homicidal maniacs for use in war. Kurt Vonnegut
There are outrages and there are outrages, and some are more outrageous than others. Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow. The Death of Socrates had no effect upon the history of Athens. If anything, the reputation of the city has been improved by it. The death of no person is as important to the future as the literature about it. You will learn nothing from history that can be applied, so don't kid yourself into thinking you... Joseph Heller
Wayne Newton quote: "Sure, I've been a victim, but in retrospect, most of it has..."
Sure, I've been a victim, but in retrospect, most of it has been of my own making. I allowed it to happen. Wayne Newton
Steven Morrissey quote: "I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in..."
I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you. Steven Morrissey
Anybody who is running a marathon or doing a walkathon, doing a fundraiser for their school, their company, by far it's guaranteed the easiest and most fun way to quickly set up a fundraising campaign and send it around to your friends and family. Edward Norton
James Cronin quote: "In addition to the research, I enjoyed learning French and..."
In addition to the research, I enjoyed learning French and assimilating the culture of another country. James Cronin
Van Morrison quote: "I never bought the commercial thing, at any stage of the game."
I never bought the commercial thing, at any stage of the game. Van Morrison
Spider Robinson quote: "...I know good design when I fail to trip over it."
...I know good design when I fail to trip over it. Spider Robinson
When you see your own bright beauty springing up anew at your feet, think now and then that there is a man who would give his life, to keep a life you love beside you. Charles Dickens
Hedy Lamarr quote: "Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to..."
Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. Hedy Lamarr
Toni Morrison quote: "If there is a book you really want to read but it hasn't been..."
If there is a book you really want to read but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
I would not be a Moses to lead you into the Promised Land, because if I could lead you into it, someone else could lead you out of it. Eugene V. Debs
Marshall McLuhan quote: "All media work us over completely."
All media work us over completely. Marshall McLuhan