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Garrison Keillor Quotes

Garrison Keillor quotes

American Writer August 7, 1942

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Garrison Keillor quote: "I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't..."
I think the most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that.' Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "When in doubt, look intelligent."
When in doubt, look intelligent. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts..."
Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it? Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to..."
Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "He was admired for never being at a loss for words and never..."
He was admired for never being at a loss for words and never wasting any either. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories."
You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "The Gospel is meant to comfort the afflicted and afflict the..."
The Gospel is meant to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable. Garrison Keillor
It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "The most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that."
The most un-American thing you can say is, 'You can't say that. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up."
Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up. Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor quote: "I've seen the truth, and it makes no sense."
I've seen the truth, and it makes no sense. Garrison Keillor

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