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Garrison Keillor Quotes

Garrison Keillor quote: "The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that,..."

The funniest line in English is 'Get it?' When you say that, everyone chortles.

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He felt that now over his every word, his every deed, there was a judge, a judgment, which was dearer to him than the judgments of all the people in the world. He spoke now, and along with his words he considered the impression his words would make on Natasha. He did not deliberately say what would be please her, but whatever he said, he judged himself from her point of view. Leo Tolstoy
Sean Connery quote: "Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it..."
Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile. Sean Connery
Henry Rollins quote: "I'll be here tomorrow. If I can make it through today."
I'll be here tomorrow. If I can make it through today. Henry Rollins
I can retain neither respect nor affection for government which has been moving from wrong to wrong in order to defend its immorality Mahatma Gandhi
My mind, I know, I can prove, hovers on hummingbird wings. It hovers and it churns. And when it's operating at full thrust, the churning does not stop. The machines do not rest, the systems rarely cool. And while I can forget anything of any importance--this is why people tell me secrets--my mind has an uncanny knack for organization when it comes to pain. Nothing tormenting is ever lost, never even diminished in color or intensity or quality of sound. Dave Eggers
Henry David Thoreau quote: "There is danger that we lose sight of what our friend is..."
There is danger that we lose sight of what our friend is absolutely, while considering what she is to us alone. Henry David Thoreau
All observers not laboring under hallucinations of the senses are agreed, or can be made to agree, about facts of sensible experience, through evidence toward which the intellect is merely passive, and over which the individual will and character have no control. Chauncey Wright
Friedrich Nietzsche quote: "perempuan dianggap dalam. kenapa? karena orang tidak akan..."
perempuan dianggap dalam. kenapa? karena orang tidak akan menemukan dasar pada mereka. perempuan bahkan tidak dangkal Friedrich Nietzsche
I am society’s child. This is how they made me and now I’m sayin’ what’s on my mind and they don’t want that. This is what you made me, America. Tupac Shakur
From beginning to end I worried that Ang Lee wouldn't be satisfied with my work. So I worked as hard as I could to earn his trust, because you only get a chance like this once. Ziyi Zhang
Calvin Coolidge quote: "When people are bewildered they tend to become credulous."
When people are bewildered they tend to become credulous. Calvin Coolidge
Herman Melville quote: "Man and boy, I have lived ever since I can remember."
Man and boy, I have lived ever since I can remember. Herman Melville
Gilbert K. Chesterton quote: "Democracy is reproached with saying that the majority is..."
Democracy is reproached with saying that the majority is always right. But progress says that the minority is always right. Gilbert K. Chesterton
Lorna Luft quote: "When I got a call from Los Angeles to do the Tonight Show, I..."
When I got a call from Los Angeles to do the Tonight Show, I considered it more of an inconvenience than an opportunity. Lorna Luft
I think the cartoons that they're children are watching, particularly 'The Simpsons,' they're OK. I think that the adult audience is making much too much of the danger that they imply. That's not the case. The danger for children today, honey, is the news. Keep them away from news on television. Jerry Lewis