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Garry Shandling quotes

American Comedian November 29, 1949

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But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone. Garry Shandling
Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship. Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling quote: "I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was..."
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead. Garry Shandling
Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids. Garry Shandling
I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there. Garry Shandling
Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy problems, but they don't know me, so who cares what they think? Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling quote: "Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first..."
Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling quote: "My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't..."
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me. Garry Shandling
I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don't do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It's hard for me to have fun and I'm a serious thinker and a searcher and funny from the front. Garry Shandling
You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't. Garry Shandling
I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out. Garry Shandling
I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large. Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling quote: "I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I..."
I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate. Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling quote: "I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest."
I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest. Garry Shandling
I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session. Garry Shandling

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