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Gary Larson quotes

American Cartoonist August 14, 1950

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Gary Larson quote: "The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is..."
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. Gary Larson
Gary Larson quote: "Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is..."
Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money. Gary Larson
Gary Larson quote: "It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have..."
It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies. Gary Larson
Newspapers will run a headline: 'Shark kills human.' You never see a headline from the other perspective: 'Man swims in shark-infested water, forgets he's shark food. Gary Larson
I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen. Gary Larson
You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'. Gary Larson
Gary Larson quote: "I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of..."
I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians. Gary Larson
Gary Larson quote: "If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around, and it hits..."
If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around, and it hits a mime: Does anybody CARE???? Gary Larson
Gary Larson quote: "If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it,..."
If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care? Gary Larson
Gary Larson quote: "I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would..."
I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals. Gary Larson
Gary Larson quote: "On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking..."
On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy. Gary Larson
Gary Larson quote: "Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass!"
Wait a minute! This is grass! We've been eating grass! Gary Larson
Gary Larson quote: "Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion."
Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion. Gary Larson
Gary Larson quote: "I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying..."
I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it. Gary Larson
Gary Larson quote: "This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I..."
This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at. Gary Larson

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