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Gary Larson quote: "The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is..."

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

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What then is to become of man? Will he be the equal of god or the beasts? What a terrifying distance! What then shall he be? Who cannot see from all this that man is lost, that he has fallen from his place, that he anxiously seeks it, and cannot find it again? And who then is to direct him there? The greatest men have failed. Blaise Pascal
Three in the morning. I realize this second, then this one, then the next: I draw up the balance sheet for each minute. And why all this? Because I was born. It is a special type of sleeplessness that produces the indictment of birth. Emile M. Cioran
My efforts have been to not only put the Biblical incident in the original setting, but at the same time give the human touch which makes the whole world kin and which ever remains the same. Henry Ossawa Tanner
Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten. Mark Twain
Sometimes the producer has more say and the director takes what he is given. On other occasions, you don't see the producer very much and the director is the one who it is all about. Julie Harris
Soren Kierkegaard quote: "Ak iin her ey imgedir; ama imge de hakikattir."
Ak iin her ey imgedir; ama imge de hakikattir. Soren Kierkegaard
If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues initials on them and pass them along. When in doubt, route. Malcolm Forbes
I want to go home. Then he mentally underlined the last sentence three times, rewrote it in huge letters in red ink, and circled it before putting a number of exclamation marks next to it in his mental margin. Neil Gaiman
I originally had an idea about a family of people who were homeless, just traveling around without any solid roots or any home, who made their way around working wherever they could. I started it with them. The idea of Joe as a protagonist came along a little later. Larry Brown
Older people have formed their opinions about everything, and don't waver before they act. It's twice as hard for us young ones to hold our ground, and maintain our opinions, in a time when all ideals are being shattered and destroyed, when people are showing their worst side, and do not know whether to believe in truth and right and God. Anne Frank
I see my friends, my family, my cousins work all day long for very little money, and if I have this problem of not being able to wall on the streets, it's not a big deal. Olivier Martinez
Stephenie Meyer quote: "Stupid, shiny Volvo owner."
Stupid, shiny Volvo owner. Stephenie Meyer
If I could grow wings, I could fly. Only people can't grow wings," he say's. "Real or not real?"Real," I say. "But people don't need wings to survive."Mockingjays do. Suzanne Collins
The monstrous thing is not that men have created roses out of this dung heap, but that, for some reason or other, they should want roses. Henry Miller
Honore de Balzac quote: "I belong to the opposition party, which is called life."
I belong to the opposition party, which is called life. Honore de Balzac