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George Burns Quotes

George Burns quotes

American Comedian January 20, 1896 – March 9, 1996

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George Burns quote: "At my age flowers scare me."
At my age flowers scare me. George Burns
George Burns quote: "Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time..."
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. George Burns
George Burns quote: "This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy..."
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. George Burns
George Burns quote: "I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age."
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. George Burns
Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them. George Burns
George Burns quote: "When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. George Burns
George Burns quote: "Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. George Burns
George Burns quote: "Be quick to learn and wise to know."
Be quick to learn and wise to know. George Burns
George Burns quote: "I spent a year in that town, one Sunday."
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. George Burns
George Burns quote: "I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to..."
I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. George Burns
George Burns quote: "How can I die? I'm booked."
How can I die? I'm booked. George Burns
George Burns quote: "I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was..."
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. George Burns
George Burns quote: "If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few..."
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. George Burns
George Burns quote: "I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money."
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money. George Burns
George Burns quote: "Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns

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