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George Burns Quotes

George Burns quotes

American Comedian January 20, 1896 – March 9, 1996

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George Burns quote: "You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your..."
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. George Burns
George Burns quote: "I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold..."
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. George Burns
George Burns quote: "The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake..."
The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns
George Burns quote: "Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got..."
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns
George Burns quote: "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. George Burns
George Burns quote: "Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes..."
Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. George Burns
George Burns quote: "Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five..."
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. George Burns
George Burns quote: "It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I..."
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns
George Burns quote: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. George Burns
George Burns quote: "Young. Old. Just Words."
Young. Old. Just Words. George Burns
George Burns quote: "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns
George Burns quote: "I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder..."
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. George Burns
George Burns quote: "I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very..."
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. George Burns
George Burns quote: "I can remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty."..."
I can remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty." -George Burns George Burns

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