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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George BurnsAbout author
- Author's profession: Comedian
- Nationality: american
- Born: January 20, 1896
- Died: March 9, 1996
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