Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
George Jean NathanAbout author
- Author's profession: Editor
- Nationality: american
- Born: February 14, 1882
- Died: April 8, 1958
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