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George Lopez quotes

American Comedian April 23, 1961

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George Lopez quote: "Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go!"
Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go! George Lopez
The first night was awful because I was so afraid, and I was never more afraid because it was going out of my character to be outgoing and to be vulnerable and to be out there and onstage. My hands were sweaty and I couldn't swallow, and I drank a bottle of wine to calm my nerves. George Lopez
George Lopez quote: "Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them."
Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. George Lopez
If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine. George Lopez
We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasian isle and get sunscreen, mayonaise and mild salsa because the other ones really hawt! George Lopez
George Lopez quote: "When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates..."
When you go to cable, there are no stations and no affiliates and they allow you to do your show. George Lopez
George Lopez quote: "if you make waffles, throw out the first one."
if you make waffles, throw out the first one. George Lopez
George Lopez quote: "I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could..."
I didn't want to be nobody, and that was the only way I could be somebody was to do stand-up. George Lopez
George Lopez quote: "Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left."
Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left. George Lopez
George Lopez quote: "Eh, Whappaaaa!"
Eh, Whappaaaa! George Lopez

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