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Graham Chapman Quotes

Graham Chapman quote: "Tis but a scratch!"A scratch? Your arm's off!"No it..."

Tis but a scratch!"A scratch? Your arm's off!"No it isn't."Then what's that?"Oh come on, pansy!

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