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Hal Sparks quotes

American Actor September 25, 1969

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Vegas has the Whitman's Sampler of audiences. They come from all different places, so you have to do some crowd psychology. You have to find the heartbeat of the room. It doesn't shift my jokes, but it shifts my timing and my attention. Hal Sparks
All musicians need a day job in the beginning. Unless they still live with their parents, I guess. I'm just lucky that my day job is simply another form of art. Hal Sparks
'Cold Case Files' and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news chat shows continue to force the myth that Americans can't stand detail and have no interest in an idea that can't fit on a bumper sticker. Hal Sparks
Hal Sparks quote: "Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of..."
Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions. Hal Sparks
Hal Sparks quote: "If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can..."
If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie. Hal Sparks
Hal Sparks quote: "If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go..."
If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer. Hal Sparks
Other kids would sneak out of the house to go to parties and do untoward things. I was sneaking out to do standup downtown. It paid off. Hal Sparks
Hal Sparks quote: "Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael..."
Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids. Hal Sparks
Someone needs to remind American CEOs that if you can't run a company that is innovative, financially sound and doesn't poison the rest of us, You can't run a company. Hal Sparks
You'd think after 8 years of things called 'The Patriot Act' and 'No Child Left Behind' they would know that we have figured out the 'Call it what it ain't' PR ploy by now, but... um... no. Hal Sparks
Hal Sparks quote: "Tori Amos had a major influence on how I craft words in a song."
Tori Amos had a major influence on how I craft words in a song. Hal Sparks
Hal Sparks quote: "I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of..."
I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that. Hal Sparks
Hal Sparks quote: "Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer."
Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer. Hal Sparks
The name 'Charmageddon' actually comes from a social technique that I use. Which is, you know, literally obliterating people with charm so that you can get away with saying stuff that no one else could ever get away with, you know? Hal Sparks
Hal Sparks quote: "I try to be as ignorant about things as I can."
I try to be as ignorant about things as I can. Hal Sparks

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