English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:

Henny Youngman quotes

American Comedian March 16, 1906 – February 24, 1998

Cite this Page: Citation

Quotes

Henny Youngman quote: "When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he..."
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to..."
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to..."
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "You look like a talent scout for a cemetery."
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number."
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to..."
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it."
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready."
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving."
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. Henny Youngman

Popular Author

Related Authors