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American Comedian March 16, 1906 – February 24, 1998

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Henny Youngman quote: "I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If..."
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henny Youngman
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match."
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She..."
If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face."
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous."
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman quote: "She has a wash and wear bridal gown."
She has a wash and wear bridal gown. Henny Youngman

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